📰 New article from Retro Handhelds
PortMaster Roundup: December 16 – December 31
https://retrohandhelds.gg/portmaster-roundup-december-16-december-31/
2025 ended with a bang—or rather, a blast of retro chaos. PortMaster just dropped 10 new handheld gems, and honestly? It’s like someone raided a time capsule filled with penguins, space miners, and a God of Guns on Venus.
First up: the freebies. Asteroludi turns Asteroids into a lonely mining sim (cue existential space jazz). Gun Godz? Picture a first-person shooter where the only building on Venus is a hotel owned by a rap-loving deity of firearms. Yes, that’s real. Rise Of The Penguins brings Game Boy nostalgia with chilly platforming, and Shamogu lets you play a shaman who defeats enemies by timing coffee breaks and spirit totems. Chill. Deep.
For those willing to dig into their Steam/GOG libraries, the paid ports are wild: My Big Sister is a tender-yet-tense sibling rescue mission, while Bad End Theater turns tragedy into dark comedy—every choice leads to a hilariously gruesome death. And Wargus? A full Warcraft 2 remake with StarCraft upgrades. If you’ve ever wished the orc army had better pathfinding… this is your Christmas miracle.
Bottom line: Whether you’re into penguins, space rappers, or bullet-hell roguelites—PortMaster’s got your back. Now go forth and play… before the next update drops. 🎮