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📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

touchHLE Now Compatible With 300+ Early iOS Games

https://retrohandhelds.gg/touchhle-now-compatible-with-300-early-ios-games/

Let’s be real—back in 2008, your iPhone was basically a fancy calculator with a game of Super Monkey Ball hidden in it. Today? That game’s gone. Vanished. Like your ex’s texts after a breakup.

Enter touchHLE, the quiet hero of mobile gaming archaeology. This clever emulator doesn’t fake an iPhone—it rebuilds it, from the ground up in Rust, letting old 32-bit iOS games run natively on your laptop or Android device. No jailbreaking. No firmware dumps. Just pure, elegant code magic.

Over 300 early App Store titles are now playable again—think Cut the Rope, Angry Birds (yes, even the OG), and other relics that Apple quietly buried when it moved to 64-bit. Without touchHLE, these games would’ve become digital ghosts.

It’s not perfect yet—but it’s getting there. And that’s the point: this isn’t about pirating nostalgia. It’s about saving culture before it fades into “remember when?” oblivion.

If you’ve ever stared at your dusty old iPhone and sighed, “I miss when apps cost $1 and didn’t track me…”—go grab touchHLE on GitHub. Your inner 2009 self will thank you.

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ASUS Signals 2026 Price Increases, Blames AI and the New Normal

https://retrohandhelds.gg/asus-signals-2026-price-increases-blames-ai-and-the-new-normal/

ASUS just dropped a quiet bombshell: prices are going up in 2026—and no, it’s not because of inflation. It’s because AI is eating the supply chain.

Yep. DRAM, NAND, SSDs? All getting sucked into AI servers faster than you can say “latency.” ASUS isn’t panicking—it’s predicting. They’ve been swallowing rising costs for years, but now even they’re saying: “We can’t absorb this anymore.” And they’re not bluffing. This isn’t a holiday sale glitch; it’s the new normal.

Here’s the kicker: no blanket price hikes. Just sneaky, selective increases on systems that rely heavily on memory and storage—so your next gaming laptop or Steam Deck might cost more… even if it doesn’t have “AI” stamped on the box.

What’s wild? This isn’t just ASUS. It’s every major vendor whispering the same thing behind closed doors. When a company issues a formal, forward-looking price notice? That’s not an announcement. It’s a warning shot.

Bottom line: budget for 2026 hardware like it’s 2023’s prices… with a 15% tax on AI’s hangover. And yes, your retro handhelds aren’t immune either.

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Macross M3 for Dreamcast Gets English Translation

https://retrohandhelds.gg/macross-m3-for-dreamcast-gets-english-translation/

Let’s be real—Macross M3 on Dreamcast was the video game equivalent of a dusty, beautiful anime poster you never quite had the courage to buy… until now.

Thanks to fan translator NetsuiAya, this 2001 Japan-only shooter is finally playable in English. No more squinting at menus or guessing if your pilot just yelled “I’m not a coward!” or “My coffee’s cold.” The full translation covers story scenes, radio chatter, and menus—so you can actually get the plot instead of just vibing with transforming Valkyries and hoping for the best.

It’s not a masterpiece. The gameplay is your classic early-2000s mech shooter: fly, shoot, switch forms (Fighter! GERWALK! Battroid!), repeat. But now you understand why Maximilian Jenius is sighing through mission briefings, or why Milia’s got that look like she’s one bad day away from quitting the Dancing Skulls. That emotional weight? It was always there. Just… in Japanese.

Pro tip: Pair the patch with a color mod to make those Valkyries look exactly like they do in the anime. Because if you’re going to dive into this niche, go full otaku.

For Macross fans who’ve waited 25 years to finally know what’s happening on-screen? This isn’t just a patch. It’s closure. And maybe, just maybe, the coolest gift Dreamcast ever got.

📰 New article from RetroRGB

Atari Jaguar Complete Bypass – Updated Instructions

https://retrorgb.com/atari-jaguar-complete-bypass-updated-instructions.html

If your Atari Jaguar’s video looks like it’s been through a smudge filter and its audio sounds like it’s whispering from another room—yeah, you’re not imagining it. The old hardware is just… tired.

Enter Zaxour’s no-cut-mod upgrade kits, updated by FirebrandX. No soldering nightmares, no cutting traces—just clean, clever fixes that bring the Jag into 2024 without sacrificing its vintage soul. You can slap on a sleek Sega Saturn-style MiniDIN output (bye-bye, RF box), or wire it to your existing setup if you’re already rocking a Humble Bazooka adapter. Either way, the video? Crisp. No more “SNES 2-chip smear.” It’s like seeing the Jag for the first time… again.

And hey, if your Jag died because someone plugged in a sketchy 12V PSU (we’ve all been there), Zaxour’s got your back. A $12 power protection circuit can save it before it’s too late—or grab the full replacement board if it’s already toast. Bonus: audio gets a boost too, thanks to a clean opamp tweak that makes sound actually feel like it’s coming from the game, not a dusty radio.

Bottom line? If you love your Jag, this isn’t just an upgrade—it’s a rescue mission. And it’s in stock. Go before the next power surge does something tragic.

📰 New article from RetroRGB

Magical Puzzle Popils – NES Audio

https://retrorgb.com/magical-puzzle-popils-nes-audio.html

Imagine playing a lost NES game… only to realize the music is gone. Not just muted—erased. That’s exactly what happened with Magical Puzzle Popils, a never-released Famicom gem whose soundtrack vanished with a missing EEPROM chip. Cue the heroes: a band of retro-savvy fans who turned detective, sound engineer, and bard—all in one.

Using gameplay footage from the game’s creator Jun Amanai and the Game Gear version as their Bible, they painstakingly reverse-engineered 34 sounds—18 songs and 16 SFX—with tweaks to ADSR envelopes, vibrato, and note pitches until it sounded right. The other 17? They got a cheerful little beep. Fair trade.

What’s wild? The sound driver and structure were still intact—just the melody was missing. Like finding a fully-built piano… with no sheet music. And yet, they played it anyway.

This isn’t just a patch—it’s resurrection. You can download the ROM and patch right now, and it even works with existing hacks. So go ahead: hear Magical Puzzle Popils as it was meant to be heard. Or at least, as close as we’ll ever get.

(And yes—Frank’s podcast told this story first. You should listen.)

📰 New article from TorrentFreak

Hollywood, Netflix, and Apple Are Behind Latest Pirate ‘Brand’ Blockades in Belgium

https://torrentfreak.com/hollywood-netflix-and-apple-are-behind-latest-pirate-brand-blockades-in-belgium/

Hollywood’s got a new hobby: blocking pirates—with style.

In Belgium, Disney, Netflix, Apple, and the rest of the MPA crew just got their hands on a court order to shut down 10 pirate “brands”—not just websites, but brands. Think of it like trademarking piracy: if a site calls itself “FlixHQ” or “Soap2day,” it’s game over. No need to chase every new URL; just nuke the brand, and the cops come knocking.

What’s wild? They didn’t go after Google or Cloudflare this time. After OpenDNS quit Belgium over DNS-blocking drama, the studios took a step back—focusing only on five big ISPs like Proximus and Telenet. Smart move? Maybe. It’s less messy, less controversial… and still super effective.

The kicker? The list of those 10 pirate brands is secret. But we’ve pieced together the usual suspects: 1337x, Fmovies, Sflix, and crew. And while Belgium’s blocking is narrow for now, U.S. studios are watching closely—hoping this Belgian playbook becomes their template for federal site-blocking laws in 2025.

So next time you hear “pirate site blocked,” don’t just think of a URL. Think: brand warfare. And someone’s got a very expensive logo on their side.

📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

AYANEO Refuses to Accept Responsibility, Puts Blame on Everyone Else for Delays

https://retrohandhelds.gg/ayaneo-refuses-to-accept-responsibility-puts-blame-on-everyone-else-for-delays/

Let’s be real: AYANEO isn’t late—they’re in a time loop of announcements.

One minute they’re dropping a new handheld like it’s Black Friday; the next, you’re still waiting for last year’s model to ship. In 2025 alone? Nearly twenty devices announced. Only a handful actually reached customers. The Pocket S2? Still unshipped in July. The Flip 1S? A chip shortage turned your pre-order into a “paid upgrade or $50 coupon” situation. And somehow, scalpers got units before backers.

Their excuse? “Scalpers!” “Address issues!” “Supply chain chaos!” Sure. But when your own website sells out of a device before Indiegogo backers get theirs, that’s not supply—it’s strategy. And it’s wearing thin.

You can’t keep promising the next big thing while leaving half your customers in limbo and calling it “innovation.” AYANEO makes amazing hardware. That’s why we keep showing up. But when “excuses” become the company slogan, trust evaporates.

Bottom line: If you backed anything from them in 2025? Check your email. Cancel if needed. And maybe… just maybe… wait for the next one with a grain of salt, a backup plan, and zero expectations.

Because right now? AYANEO’s biggest product isn’t a handheld—it’s disappointment.

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PortMaster Roundup: December 16 – December 31

https://retrohandhelds.gg/portmaster-roundup-december-16-december-31/

2025 ended with a bang—or rather, a blast of retro chaos. PortMaster just dropped 10 new handheld gems, and honestly? It’s like someone raided a time capsule filled with penguins, space miners, and a God of Guns on Venus.

First up: the freebies. Asteroludi turns Asteroids into a lonely mining sim (cue existential space jazz). Gun Godz? Picture a first-person shooter where the only building on Venus is a hotel owned by a rap-loving deity of firearms. Yes, that’s real. Rise Of The Penguins brings Game Boy nostalgia with chilly platforming, and Shamogu lets you play a shaman who defeats enemies by timing coffee breaks and spirit totems. Chill. Deep.

For those willing to dig into their Steam/GOG libraries, the paid ports are wild: My Big Sister is a tender-yet-tense sibling rescue mission, while Bad End Theater turns tragedy into dark comedy—every choice leads to a hilariously gruesome death. And Wargus? A full Warcraft 2 remake with StarCraft upgrades. If you’ve ever wished the orc army had better pathfinding… this is your Christmas miracle.

Bottom line: Whether you’re into penguins, space rappers, or bullet-hell roguelites—PortMaster’s got your back. Now go forth and play… before the next update drops. 🎮

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Another Day, Another Asinine Sony AI Patent

https://retrohandhelds.gg/another-day-another-asinine-sony-ai-patent/

Let’s be real: Sony just patented a digital nanny for gamers.

Imagine playing Elden Ring, dying for the 47th time to a boss… and suddenly, a ghostly version of your character starts doing the perfect dodge-roll combo for you. No buttons pressed. No skill required. Just… a little AI ghost doing your heavy lifting while you stare blankly at the screen, sipping tea.

It’s not just about helping beginners. It’s about deciding when you’ve suffered enough—er, “when challenge becomes frustration”—and stepping in to make the game easier, not better. That’s fine if you’re playing a casual mobile game. But when AI starts rewriting your experience—removing failure, confusion, even meaningful struggle—you’re not playing a game anymore. You’re just watching a highlight reel.

And this isn’t isolated. Remember Sony’s other patent? AI that censors game content on the fly based on your age or location. Now it’s ghosting your boss fights. The pattern? Sony doesn’t just want to host games—they want to curate them. To decide what you see, how hard they are, even whether you get to fail.

Patents aren’t products… yet. But when your console starts thinking for you, the real question isn’t “Will this ship?”

It’s: Who’s really in control?

📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

Game of the Month: January is for the Backlog

https://retrohandhelds.gg/game-of-the-month-january-2026/

January’s GotX twist? Play old winners—if you’ve never beaten them. Yes, this is the year Retro Handhelds turned its Discord into a nostalgic time machine.

Forget new releases. This month, you’re digging through the archives: pick any three past Game of the Month or Quarter winners… as long as you didn’t already earn points for them. And no, you can’t pick Link’s Awakening or Final Fantasy III—they’re off-limits because they won 2025’s Game of the Year. (Yes, even Breath of Fire III, which is basically a 42-hour love letter to sprite art and dragon transformations, is now the Game of the Quarter. You’re welcome.)

Think of it like a book club for retro gamers: if you missed Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia or Pikmin back in the day, now’s your chance to finally finish them without feeling guilty. Plus, there’s a built-in randomizer tool so you don’t just pick the same three games everyone else does. (Looking at you, Super Mario Land fans.)

And if 40-hour RPGs aren’t your speed? Every Saturday, a new Game of the Week drops—under two hours, zero pressure. Just complete it, screenshot your credits, and claim half a point. It’s like a snack-sized victory lap.

Bottom line: January isn’t about new games. It’s about rediscovering the ones you forgot you loved.

Join the Discord. Play old games. Earn merch points. Be a retro hero.