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📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

EU Sets Deadline For Stop Killing Games Decision

https://retrohandhelds.gg/eu-sets-deadline-for-stop-killing-games-decision/

Let’s be real: if you bought a game and the publisher turned off the servers like it was a microwave dinner—poof, gone—you’re not just mad. You’re robbed.

That’s the spirit behind “Stop Killing Games,” a movement born when Ubisoft shut down The Crew and left thousands of players with digital ghosts. After 1.3 million signatures, the EU has finally given them a date: July 27, 2026. That’s when the European Commission must respond—either with real rules to protect your purchases, or a polite “nope.”

This isn’t just about racing games. It’s about ownership. Should a company be able to erase your digital property because they got bored? The campaign wants laws that force publishers to:

• Keep servers alive (or open-source them)
• Offer offline modes
• Let you keep what you paid for

The EU’s done this kind of thing before—remember when they forced Apple to stop killing your old AirPods? This could be the same, but for your entire game library.

July 27 isn’t just a deadline—it’s the day gaming’s soul gets its day in court. And if they say no? Well, we’ll just keep yelling louder.

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Landmark Visual Novel Shizuku Finally Gets An English Fan Translation

https://retrohandhelds.gg/landmark-visual-novel-shizuku-finally-gets-an-english-fan-translation/

You know that feeling when you finally find the last piece of a 30-year-old puzzle—and it’s also a psychological horror story with a twist no one saw coming? Yeah. That’s Shizuku.

Leaf’s 1996 PC-98 gem, widely credited as the first game to call itself a “visual novel,” has just gotten its first-ever English fan translation. After decades of being whispered about in forums and cited in academic papers, it’s now playable in English—though maybe not for the faint of heart. Think Twin Peaks meets Eternal Sunshine, but with more disturbing teacher-student dynamics and a colorless world that slowly bleeds into madness.

The game’s plot? A boy’s mundane life shatters after a classroom incident, sending him spiraling into a surreal investigation led by his own uncle. It’s heavy, hallucinatory, and unapologetically adult—exactly the kind of boundary-pushing stuff that helped define visual novels as an art form, not just a genre.

The patch? Free. The game? You gotta source it yourself. But if you’ve ever wondered where the term “visual novel” came from—or just want to see how far text-based storytelling could go in the ‘90s—this is your moment. History just got a lot more… textured.

📰 New article from TorrentFreak

Bulgarian Torrent Giants Zamunda, Zelka, and ArenaBG Seized in Joint U.S.-Bulgarian Operation

https://torrentfreak.com/bulgarian-torrent-giants-zamunda-zelka-and-arenabg-seized-in-joint-u-s-bulgarian-operation/

Bulgaria didn’t just ask the U.S. for help shutting down torrent giants—it got a full-on international takedown squad.

Zamunda, Zelka, and ArenaBG—three of Bulgaria’s most popular (and legally dubious) torrent hubs—are now sporting a fancy U.S. government seizure banner. The domains? Redirected to seizedservers.com. The logos? DOJ, HSI, Europol, and Bulgaria’s own crime-fighting dream team. All signs point to a coordinated cross-border takedown, with U.S. courts pulling the plug on domains registered stateside.

These weren’t small-time operations. Zamunda.net was Bulgaria’s 11th most-visited site—millions of clicks monthly. And while the feds are crowing about “intellectual property and tax crimes,” no arrests or server raids have been confirmed… yet. So if you’re feeling nostalgic for free movies and music, don’t panic—just bookmark your favorite mirror site. Domain seizures are easy to bypass; people still stream, download, and meme like nothing happened.

What’s really interesting? This is the first time Bulgaria has successfully leveraged U.S. jurisdiction to take down domestic piracy hubs. Could this be the start of a new era in global anti-piracy? Or just a very expensive digital game of whack-a-mole?

Stay tuned. The torrents aren’t dead—just on temporary hold.

📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

Windows 11 Update Breaks ROG Xbox Ally Controls, Here’s How to Fix It

https://retrohandhelds.gg/windows-11-update-breaks-rog-xbox-ally-controls-heres-how-to-fix-it/

Microsoft’s “smart” security just went full villain mode—and it’s targeting your gaming handheld.

If you own an ASUS ROG Ally or Xbox Ally, you might’ve woken up to a nightmare: your controller buttons stopped working. Why? Because Windows 11’s new “Smart App Control” decided Armoury Crate—the essential app that lets your device, you know, function—was a “threat.” Yes. The OS is now playing IT security cop… and failing spectacularly.

The fix? Temporarily turn off the feature. Open Windows Security → App & Browser Control → Smart App Control → hit “Off.” (Yes, you’ll need admin rights. Yes, it’s annoying.) Reboot your Ally, and bam—controls are back. No more mouse-and-keyboard gymnastics just to open a game.

It’s not the first time Microsoft’s “smart” features backfire (remember Clippy?), but this one hits hard for handheld gamers. The good news? It’s fixable. The bad news? You’ll have to disable real-time protection until Microsoft patches this nonsense.

Pro tip: Re-enable Smart App Control once the update drops. Until then… enjoy your unshackled Ally. 🎮💥

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New Sonic R Patch Lets You Explore Levels Without The Race

https://retrohandhelds.gg/new-sonic-r-patch-lets-you-explore-levels-without-the-race/

Remember when Sonic R made you feel like a racecar driver trapped in a playground? Yeah, us too. For nearly 30 years, players have been stuck racing through gorgeous, sprawling 3D levels—full of hidden paths and secret nooks—while a timer hissed like an angry cat in the background.

Enter Bo Bayles, the modern-day Sonic archaeologist who just dropped Sonic R&R: a patch that turns this chaotic racer into a chill, stroll-through platformer. No laps. No timers. Just you, your favorite hedgehog, and a whole world begging to be explored at your own pace. Controls? Smoothed out. Pressure? Gone. Chaos Emeralds? Still magical—now just optional treasures, not racing trophies.

Some folks will groan: “But it’s a racer!” True. But so is Mario Kart—and we all love the “just wander and mess around” mode. Bayles doesn’t claim this is essential—he just wanted to make Sonic’s world feel less like a track and more like a place. And honestly? That’s what we all wished for back in ’97.

The mod isn’t a full game—you need your original disc—but it’s a quiet, brilliant love letter to Saturn-era curiosity. No rush. Just joy.

(P.S. His Substack deep-dive on how Sonic’s movement code works? Chef’s kiss.)

📰 New article from RetroRGB

PicoIDE – Pre-Orders Open

https://retrorgb.com/picoide-pre-orders-open.html

You’ve got a 1998 PC rattling with dust, and your CD-ROM drive just gave up the ghost. Enter: PicoIDE — the retro PC’s new best friend.

This little black box (or optional front-panel beauty) turns your MicroSD card into a perfect clone of an old IDE hard drive or CD-ROM. No more clicking, grinding, or hunting down dying discs. Just drop in a .iso, .vhd, or .cue file, plug it into your vintage rig, and bam—your 1997 game boots like it’s 1998 again. Even better? It plays real Red Book audio through a 3.5mm jack, so that opening theme of Tomb Raider still gives you chills—no emulator needed.

Two versions: The $70 “barebones” model for tucking behind your case, or the $110 front-panel edition with an OLED screen, buttons, RGB LED, and Wi-Fi to upload games remotely. Yes—Wi-Fi on a 486. We’ve arrived.

It’s not just convenient—it’s authentic. Your original motherboard, your original BIOS, your original joy…just without the hardware decay. Pre-orders are live now, shipping this summer. If you love retro PCs but hate broken drives? This isn’t a luxury. It’s salvation.

📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

Screw A Remake, Halo Finally Gets A Demake

https://retrohandhelds.gg/screw-a-remake-halo-finally-gets-a-demake/

Forget remakes—Halo’s now getting a demake. And no, it’s not just a pixelated downgrade. It’s a full-blown 16-bit love letter to the OGs.

Meet Halo Zero, the cult 2000s PC fan game that turned Master Chief into a 2D platforming hero. Now, developer Earok has resurrected it—on Amiga, Genesis, and Neo Geo CD. Yes, you read that right: the Covenant is invading 1994-era hardware. The current demo? One level, plenty of bugs, and pure nostalgic chaos.

The tech specs alone are wild: the Amiga version needs 1.1MB of chip RAM, a 68020 CPU, and Fast RAM just to run at 50Hz. The Neo Geo CD version? Burn it on a disc and boot it like it’s 1997. And soon—CD audio of Halo’s iconic theme. Because nothing says “epic space opera” like a 200kbps MIDI rendition of “I Need a Hero.”

This isn’t just fan service—it’s reverse-engineered devotion. A game born in the PC mod scene, reborn for consoles that didn’t even exist when Halo dropped. Scorpion Engine 2025? More like Scorpion Magic.

Classic hardware fans, dust off your carts. The Master Chief is coming… sideways.

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Disney Afternoon Collection Finally Comes To Switch With Two SNES Classics Added

https://retrohandhelds.gg/disney-afternoon-collection-finally-comes-to-switch-with-two-snes-classics-added/

You know that nostalgic feeling when you hear the DuckTales theme and suddenly remember your 8-year-old self screaming “WOOO!” at a TV that didn’t even have HDMI? Well, it’s 2026—and Disney Afternoon is finally landing on Switch.

Capcom’s beloved NES classics—DuckTales, Rescue Rangers, Darkwing Duck, and TaleSpin—are now on Nintendo’s hardware, which is a win for anyone who spent their lunch money on SNES cartridges instead of these. But wait… it gets better. Two SNES gems are joining the party: Bonkers, where you fling a bunny with a mallet, and Goof Troop, the charming top-down co-op game that marked an early chapter in Shinji Mikami’s career—yes, that Mikami, before he turned the world into a horror fan.

And yes, Atari is publishing it now. Weird? Sure. But after they bought Digital Eclipse (the retro wizards behind these collections), it’s basically “retro archival by committee.” The price? A sweet $15. That’s less than a fancy coffee—and way more lasting.

February 26 is your cue to dust off those childhood memories, grab a friend, and relive the days when cartoons had gameplay. No Wi-Fi required. Just pure, pixelated nostalgia. 🦆🎮

📰 New article from RetroRGB

Solderless PicoLoader – Now Open Source

https://retrorgb.com/solderless-picoloader-now-open-source.html

You don’t need a soldering iron to turn your GameCube into a homebrew powerhouse—thank goodness.

Makeo and Silversteel just dropped the open-source plans for their solderless PicoLoader, a plug-and-play modchip that lets you boot Swiss or CubiBoot straight from an SD card. No more tiny solder joints, no shaky hands, no “why is this wire glowing?!” moments. Just pop it in, slap on an SD card with your favorite homebrew, and boom—GameCube 2.0.

This is the dream for anyone who’s ever stared at a GameCube motherboard like it was a mystery box from 2003. The original PicoLoader was already genius; this? It’s genius with training wheels and zero burn marks.

You can grab the hardware via Makstech or LaserBear, or snag a Memory Card SD adapter if you’re feeling extra. And yes—Tito from Macho Nacho Production already has a killer video on the original version. Just watch that, then imagine it without the soldering iron drama.

TL;DR: GameCube modding just got way less intimidating. Go forth and run Dolphin… on actual hardware. 🎮✨

📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

AYN is Sunsetting The Odin 2

https://retrohandhelds.gg/ayn-is-sunsetting-the-odin-2/

Say goodbye to a legend—AYN is officially sunsetting the Odin 2 series. The Odin 2, Odin 2 Mini, and Odin 2 Portal are no longer in production, marking the end of an era for handheld emulation fans. Sure, it’s been three years—but wow, what a run. The Odin 2 didn’t just compete with the big boys; it defined the high-end handheld scene, turning casual gamers into devoted retro fanatics.

Here’s the silver lining: if you’ve been waiting to snag an Odin 2 Portal, now’s your chance. AYN is clearing out the last of its stock with massive discounts—Base models down to $249, and the Max model? A jaw-dropping $449 (that’s $50 off). Deal runs until Feb 25… or until every unit vanishes into the hands of eager collectors.

The Odin 3 is waiting in the wings with its shiny new SD 8 Elite chip, and AYN’s clearly shifting gears. But let’s be real—no future device will quite capture the charm of the Odin 2. Its legacy? Immortal. You’ll see these units on eBay, in thrift stores, and tucked under couch cushions for years to come.

Grab one while you can. Not because it’s obsolete—but because it’s iconic.