📰 New article from Retro Handhelds
Cory In The House Might Be The Greatest Game Of All Time
https://retrohandhelds.gg/cory-in-the-house-might-be-the-greatest-game-of-all-time/
Let’s be real: Cory in the House is a game where you play a kid sneaking around the White House… by hiding in trash cans and impersonating a butler. Critics hated it. The DS version had all the polish of a soggy PB&J.
But here’s the twist—it’s winning.
Since 2013, internet weirdos have been turning this Disney Channel cash-grab into a cult legend. Now, after 17 years, it’s on the verge of dethroning Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, the critically adored French indie RPG, on Metacritic’s user ratings. And no one’s even trolling anymore—this is real. Dozens of perfect reviews just dropped. People are genuinely, sincerely, bizarrely in love with a game where you collect presidential pencils and dodge Secret Service agents.
Is this irony? Nostalgia? A collective breakdown? Or did we all just finally realize… Cory was the MVP?
The internet doesn’t do “just a joke” anymore—it does unstoppable meme evolution. And right now, the White House is run by a boy in a tuxedo. Long live Cory.
(Also, if you’ve never played it… do it. You’ll cry. Probably from laughter.)