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📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

Fantech EOS Mini Review: A Mini Winner?

https://retrohandhelds.gg/fantech-eos-mini-review/

Let’s be real—tiny controllers are the snack-sized snacks of the gaming world: weirdly satisfying, surprisingly functional, and way cheaper than your last pair of AirPods.

Enter the Fantech EOS Mini—a $12.80 palm-sized champ that doesn’t try to be a luxury controller, just a good little guy. Its clicky shoulder buttons? Actually usable. The D-pad? Smooth as butter in Celeste. And yes, it works with Switch, iOS, Android… basically anything that accepts Bluetooth (and your patience).

But here’s the twist: it’s not the best. The IINE Mini has softer buttons that won’t make your fingers rebel after 10 minutes of Super Mario Bros. The 8BitDo Micro lets you remap buttons like a digital wizard. And the Aolion AL-N5? Looks like a confused hamster with shoulder buttons. We love it anyway.

Still, if you want the most balanced little beast under $20? EOS Mini wins. Not because it’s perfect—but because it doesn’t suck. And in a world where controllers cost more than your last Netflix subscription, that’s a victory.

P.S. The IINE Gamebrick Mini—an NES controller mashed into a thumbprint—is the real MVP. It’s ugly. It’s glorious. Buy it for your cousin who still thinks “retro” means “mismatched socks.”

📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

Game Over: Tiger R-Zone

https://retrohandhelds.gg/game-over-tiger-r-zone/

Let’s be real: if you’ve ever stared at a red LCD screen inches from your face while a smoke alarm hummed in the background, you weren’t playing Panzer Dragoon—you were being scammed by a company that thought “virtual reality” meant “glow-in-the-dark calculator with a headband.”

Tiger’s R-Zone wasn’t a console. It was a fever dream wrapped in plastic, marketed to kids who didn’t know better (and parents who thought “Star Wars” on a $30 gadget was a steal). The headset? A forehead band that turned your brow into a stress ball. The games? Red blobs pretending to be dragons. The sound effects? A dying fax machine having an existential crisis.

Tiger tried fixing it with three more versions—handheld, gun-shaped, and a PDA that couldn’t even remember your mom’s phone number. All used the same sad, flickering cartridges. The only thing more pathetic than the graphics was the fact that Batman & Robin got a port.

By 1997, Tiger buried it like a bad high school yearbook photo. Today, R-Zone collectors pay big bucks for the “original” model—not because it’s good, but because it’s so bad it loops back to iconic.

The R-Zone didn’t fail. It screamed failure. And somehow, that’s why we love it.

📰 New article from TorrentFreak

Anna’s Archive Backed Up Spotify, Plans to Release 300TB Music Archive

https://torrentfreak.com/annas-archive-backed-up-spotify-plans-to-release-300tb-music-archive/

Let’s be real: Anna’s Archive just turned Spotify into a digital time capsule—and no, this isn’t fan fiction.

What started as a shadow library for books has now gone full music archaeologist. After scraping Spotify’s public metadata and—yikes—bypassing DRM to snag 86 million tracks (that’s 300TB of music), they’re archiving the sound of our era. Think of it like the Library of Alexandria, but with more EDM and fewer scrolls.

The catch? You won’t be downloading “Blinding Lights” solo anytime soon. The first drop is just metadata—199.9GB of artist, album, and track info—already being shared by 200+ people. The full music torrent is coming… in batches. Because who has 300TB of free space? (Spoiler: Not you.)

And here’s the twist: This isn’t just for pirates. AI companies salivate over this data. The U.S. tech giants? Probably nervously sipping tea after their last copyright lawsuit. But overseas AI labs? They’re already lining up—with donations in hand.

Spotify’s scrambling to figure out how this happened. Anna’s Archive? Just playing the hero: “We’re saving music from wars, budget cuts, and… algorithmic oblivion.”

So yes—this is piracy with a mission. And it might just be the most important data heist since Napster… if we don’t lose it all again.

📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

Anbernic RG477V First Impressions

https://retrohandhelds.gg/anbernic-rg477v-first-impressions/

Anbernic just dropped the RG477V—and it’s basically their greatest hits album, but in handheld form.

Packed with the Dimensity 8300 chip (yes, that one), a gorgeous 4.7” 120Hz 4:3 screen, and enough power to run Switch games like they’re just chillin’ on vacation, this thing is the most capable vertical handheld Anbernic’s ever made. It’s also the cheapest Dimensity 8300 rig on the market—$199 for 8GB? Sign me up.

The controls? Solid. The fan? Loud but effective. The battery? Lasts a solid 8 hours if you’re not pushing it to PS3 levels. And yes, the screen is again the same stellar panel from the RG477M—no complaints here.

But ohhh, that black model. 🤦‍♂️

Glass front + fingerprint magnet = your hands will be dusting it like a museum exhibit. And while the ergonomics are comfy, the design feels… safe. Like they ran out of creative juice after the woodgrain RG556.

Stability’s still a bit wonky—some users report crashes. Wait for GammaOS or OTA updates if you’re not in a rush.

Bottom line: If you want a powerhouse 4:3 retro rig that won’t break the bank? The RG477V is your guy. Just… maybe skip the black one. Your thumbs will thank you.

📰 New article from TorrentFreak

Brazilian Criminal Court Convicts Yout.com Owner in Landmark Stream Ripping Case

https://torrentfreak.com/brazilian-criminal-court-convicts-yout-com-owner-in-landmark-stream-ripping-case/

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Brazil just jailed a guy… for letting people download YouTube videos.

Johnathan Nader, the American developer behind Yout.com, didn’t think streaming rippers were a crime—until Brazil sentenced him to prison (sort of).

The 12th Criminal Court in São Paulo ruled that Yout.com isn’t just an “Internet DVR”—it’s a piracy tool, deliberately built to bypass YouTube’s protections. Over millions of Brazilian visits? Yeah, that counts as large-scale copyright infringement. And no, the fact that Nader lives in Connecticut doesn’t matter—Brazil says if your site hurts Brazilian creators, their laws apply.

Nader’s defense? “It has legitimate uses!” The court shrugged. “So do hammers. Doesn’t make them OK when you use one to rob a bank.”

Instead of jail time (for now), he’s on the hook for roughly $55K in fines—payable monthly to a public security fund. Miss a payment? The prison sentence kicks in.

Meanwhile, Yout.com is blocked across Brazil, and Nader’s already prepping an appeal. But this ruling? It’s a wake-up call: if your tool helps people steal content, and Brazilians use it? You’re not safe behind a .com domain.

The music industry cheered. Stream-rippers? Not so much.

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📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

Retro Handhelds Weekly: Anbernic RG477V, ModRetro, Steam Winter Sale Highlights, and Much More

https://retrohandhelds.gg/retro-handhelds-weekly-edition-78/

Retro Handhelds Weekly: The Good, the Glitchy, and the Gimmicky

Let’s be real—retro handhelds are now a full-blown arms race. Anbernic just dropped the RG477V for under $200 (use code RHSAVE23 on AliExpress!), while the Steam Deck LCD quietly checked out, making way for OLED supremacy. Meanwhile, MANGMI’s Pocket Max looks like a fever dream of AYANEO and Retroid—with color polls open because, apparently, we now vote on our handhelds’ hues.

But it’s not all shiny screens and pre-orders. Sony just patented AI that auto-censors games into PG-rated versions—because nothing says “classic experience” like an algorithm removing blood from Red Dead Redemption. And yet, we’re all weirdly okay with it? Meanwhile, MROM just made saving Game Boy cartridges not a 10-step process on the Analogue Pocket. Bless.

On the software front, over 140 lost Sega Channel ROMs were recovered—finally solving the mystery of what “Sega Channel Guy” was actually doing in 1996. And yes, Red Dead Redemption on Android is a mess… but we’re fixing it anyway.

Also: A $100 handheld called the Mangmi Air X? Yes. GammaOS Next on it? Double yes.

Next week: Someone’s building a Commodore PET into a “sleeper PC.” We’re not surprised anymore. 🎮

📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

Steam Winter Sale 2025 Highlights: What We’re Buying

https://retrohandhelds.gg/steam-winter-sale-2025-highlights-what-were-buying/

It’s December 2025, and Steam’s Winter Sale is here—AKA the one time of year your bank account begs for mercy… and your gaming conscience says, “Just one more game.”

We’re snatching up Tunic—a fox in a tiny hat that’ll make you scream like it’s 1987 again, thanks to its Zelda-meets-Souls difficulty. Cute? Yes. Fair? Absolutely not.

Meanwhile, Megabonk drops you into a 90s 3D rogue-lite fever dream that feels like Magic Carpet got drunk at a rave. And if you miss pinball but hate physics engines? Demon’s Tilt and Xenotilt are your new best friends. One round turns into three hours. We’ve all been there.

But the real MVP? Lossless Scaling. A solo dev’s software wizardry that turns your Steam Deck into a gaming powerhouse. No new GPU needed—just pure, beautiful optimization magic.

Also? Tape To Tape (arcade hockey with flying sticks), CloverPit (slot-machine prison escape), and the audio-only masterpiece The Vale: Shadow of the Crown. And yes, there’s a Game Boy RPG called Glory Hunters—because nostalgia is now a full-time job.

And if you’re still playing Balatro? We see you. Go buy CloverPit. You’ll thank us later.

—Your wallet: “I didn’t sign up for this.”

You: “But look at that fox. He’s wearing a scarf.”

📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

Last Minute Deals for Handheld Gaming Gifts

https://retrohandhelds.gg/last-minute-deals-for-handheld-gaming-gifts/

Holiday panic? Don’t sweat it—your gaming fix is just a click away.

Turns out, the last-minute gift gods were smiling: handhelds, controllers, and even AR glasses are dropping like confetti. Anbernic’s RG35XXH? Down to $64.99. The ASUS ROG Ally? $489. That’s like getting a mini PC that plays Elden Ring… in your pocket.

And if you’re not into handhelds, the deals keep coming:

• Nintendo Switch OLED: $359 (yes, really)
• Razer Kishi Ultra controller: $98.62 (your phone’s new BFF)
• 1TB microSD card: Under $95 (because 64GB is for dinosaurs)
• Meta Quest 3S bundle: $249 with a $75 gift card? That’s basically free VR.

Even the accessories are on fire—SSD enclosures, docks, and slings for your shiny new device. You don’t need a 30-foot tree to impress this year. Just slap a “PlayStation 5 Slim” under the tree with a $10 microSD card and call it a win.

Pro tip: If you’re still scrolling… buy now. The “ship by Christmas” clock is ticking louder than your uncle’s SNES cartridge rattling in its case. 🎮📦

📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

Game console L35 Review: TrimUAin’t

https://retrohandhelds.gg/game-console-l35-review/

Let’s be real: if you’re shopping for a $30 handheld, you’re not buying luxury—you’re buying hope. And the Game Console L35? It’s the handheld equivalent of a “luxury” cereal box with raisins stuck to the bottom.

It looks nice. Feels decent. Sounds fine. The buttons? Passable. The speakers? Surprisingly not terrible. But then… the D-pad. Oh, sweet summer child. This thing doesn’t just suck—it inhabits the void where a good D-pad should be. It’s like pressing a R3 button with your thumb… but for everything. Mega Man? Forget it. Mario? Good luck not accidentally jumping into a pit every 3 seconds. Someone at WDSZKMYF (yes, that’s the brand) signed off on this. We may never recover.

Screen? Basic R36 panel. Software? Outdated EmuElec. No Wi-Fi, no video out, just vibes and regret. It’s not even a good TrimUI Brick clone—it’s what happens when you copy the shape but forget to copy the soul.

If you want a budget gem, grab an R36XX. It’s cheaper, better built, and doesn’t weaponize your D-pad against your sanity. The L35? Pretty to look at on your shelf. Terrible to play. Stick it in a drawer, take a photo, and call it art. 🎮❄️

📰 New article from RetroRGB

OSSC Firmware Update v1.20

https://retrorgb.com/ossc-firmware-update-v1-20.html

Hey there, retro gamers — your beloved OSSC just got a major upgrade, and no, you don’t need to buy the Pro version.

Markus, the one-man wizard behind the Open Source Scan Converter, just dropped firmware v1.20 — and it’s basically a free Pro feature pack. FAT32/exFAT MicroSD support? Check. Profiles now load/save like magic (soon with a conversion tool). New CRT masks, Lumacode palettes, and even the old DIY latency tester are back. Oh, and you can now store firmware on internal flash? Yeah, he’s not done.

If you’ve got an OSSC with rev 1.8 or the modded older units, this is your upgrade ticket. No more juggling USB cables every time you want to update — just drop a .bin file on your SD card and go. And yes, it’s still 100% free. A decade after launch. Cue emotional violin.

Big caveat: Profile conversion tools aren’t live yet, so if you’ve got a massive library of custom settings… maybe wait a week. But for everyone else? Go nuts. Your NES, SNES, and Genesis are about to look better than ever.

This isn’t just a patch — it’s a love letter to retro enthusiasts. And Markus? You’re a legend.

(P.S. If you’ve got an OSSC and haven’t thanked him yet… do it now.)