Party Cannon Aims To Slam Some Metal In Your Cartridge Slot

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Party Cannon Aims To Slam Some Metal In Your Cartridge Slot

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Picture this: a death metal band so chaotic, they don’t just smash guitars—they smash Nintendo 64 cartridges.

Party Cannon, the Scottish sonic bulldozer known for songs like “Improper Use Of A Speculum,” just dropped their new EP Subjected To A Partying… on an actual N64 cart. Yes, you read that right. Blast beats crunched through 1998-era hardware. The audio? 44.1 kHz stereo, PAL-only (NTSC fans, prepare to suffer—or just stream it). The vocals? “Unfettered pressurized sewerage,” according to their new frontman, Daryl “The Frogman” Boyce. Perfect.

This isn’t a gimmick—it’s a manifesto. Band member Vominic Stonebones (yes, that name) ported the whole thing himself. No外包. Just raw, cartridge-slamming dedication. And if you snag one of the 100 physical copies? You get a resin mini-figure of Vominic, band merch, and a secret live video of “Human Slime” buried inside.

Vinyl and CD versions drop too—with five bonus tracks—because even the unconverted deserve to suffer.

The real question: What’s next? A Game Boy Color version of “Parisian Bedbug”? A PS1 demo disc with a live mosh pit in the loading screen?

If it has a cartridge slot, they’re coming for it. And honestly? We’re here for it. 🎮💀