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This is The New Worst Game Boy Setup

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Meet the weirdest, most charming Game Boy of 2026: it’s not a handheld. It’s your e-reader.

Yes, someone turned the Xteink X4—a device built for quiet, caffeine-free reading—into a fully functional Game Boy. No, it’s not fast. No, the controls are clunky. But yes, you can play Tetris on it while waiting for your coffee to cool… and it’s kind of magical.

The x4-boy project doesn’t hack the hardware. It just slaps Game Boy emulation onto the X4’s ESP32 chip, using its crisp e-ink screen as a nostalgic monochrome canvas. The result? A device that feels less like a game console and more like a library book with hidden powers. No glare. No battery anxiety. Just you, your thumb, and 1989-era blocky goodness.

It’s not for competitive speedrunners. But if you already carry an e-reader everywhere—why not make it do double duty? The charm isn’t in performance. It’s in the quiet rebellion: “What if this thing could do more?”

Tetris on e-ink? Sign me up.

And yes, we’ve already ordered an X4. Just in case.

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Party Cannon Aims To Slam Some Metal In Your Cartridge Slot

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Picture this: a death metal band so chaotic, they don’t just smash guitars—they smash Nintendo 64 cartridges.

Party Cannon, the Scottish sonic bulldozer known for songs like “Improper Use Of A Speculum,” just dropped their new EP Subjected To A Partying… on an actual N64 cart. Yes, you read that right. Blast beats crunched through 1998-era hardware. The audio? 44.1 kHz stereo, PAL-only (NTSC fans, prepare to suffer—or just stream it). The vocals? “Unfettered pressurized sewerage,” according to their new frontman, Daryl “The Frogman” Boyce. Perfect.

This isn’t a gimmick—it’s a manifesto. Band member Vominic Stonebones (yes, that name) ported the whole thing himself. No外包. Just raw, cartridge-slamming dedication. And if you snag one of the 100 physical copies? You get a resin mini-figure of Vominic, band merch, and a secret live video of “Human Slime” buried inside.

Vinyl and CD versions drop too—with five bonus tracks—because even the unconverted deserve to suffer.

The real question: What’s next? A Game Boy Color version of “Parisian Bedbug”? A PS1 demo disc with a live mosh pit in the loading screen?

If it has a cartridge slot, they’re coming for it. And honestly? We’re here for it. 🎮💀

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MiniST Gives The Atari ST The Boutique Revival It Deserves

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If you’ve been pining for a modern Atari ST but keep getting handed cheap plastic knockoffs… breathe easy. Dennis Shaw just dropped the MiniST—a boutique, FPGA-powered love letter to the 16-bit legend that actually feels like the real deal.

This isn’t a toy. It’s a meticulously hand-assembled relic of the future, built on an open-source FPGA core with full 8 MHz 68000 power, authentic TOS ROMs, MIDI I/O (yes, for your Moog), and even Blitter acceleration. It runs in color or mono, sounds like a 1989 studio session, and looks like it was carved from obsidian by a retro-obsessed monk.

Here’s the twist: only five units exist. Not because no one wants it—but because Shaw is literally sanding, painting, and assembling each one by hand. No factory. No automation. Just passion, patience, and a 3D printer.

At €350, it’s pricey—but so is nostalgia. And if this tiny wedge of Atari magic can make the ST feel cool again, maybe it’s not about scaling up… but about keeping it special.

Now someone go make a mass-market version. Please.

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Someone Just Ordered Domino’s on a Wii in 2026

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Let’s be real: in 2026, we’re still scrolling through apps on our phones like confused toddlers—until someone orders pizza… on a Wii.

Pete from Retro Game Attic didn’t just dust off his old console—he resurrected the ghost of Nintendo’s long-dead “Food Channel,” hooked it up to Domino’s API, and now, with a single click of the Wii Remote, he’s ordering pepperoni in 480p glory. No app. No notifications. Just a nostalgic pointer cursor, a tiny on-screen keyboard (RIP typing “extra cheese”), and the sweet sound of a pizza delivery truck pulling up to your door.

It’s absurd. It’s brilliant. And yes, the pizza arrives. Sure, you can’t use coupons (sad face), and cash is your only option—because even in 2026, the Wii hasn’t learned to Venmo. But here’s the real win: projects like WiiLink aren’t just fan fiction for old tech. They’re digital archaeology, keeping dead services alive so future generations won’t stare at a black screen wondering, “Wait… did this thing do anything?”

The Wii’s not dead. It’s just… snacking. 🍕

📰 New article from RetroRGB

Dreammods VM2 Pre-Orders

https://retrorgb.com/dreammods-vm2-pre-orders.html

Let’s be real—your Dreamcast is sitting in the corner like a dusty trophy, and that tiny VMU? More of a paperweight than a power-up. Enter the Dreammods VM2—a sleek, modern reboot of Sega’s 1999 pocket sidekick, now with actual screen clarity and zero dead batteries.

For $115, you get a full-color display, Bluetooth connectivity, and the ability to finally see your saved game data without squinting like you’re decoding hieroglyphs. Available in White, Black, or Blue—because even nostalgia deserves a mood board.

Now, you’re probably thinking: “But what about the VMU Pro?” Good question. Both are $115, both shipping this spring, and both look like they were beamed down from 2024. The real difference? Tiny tweaks in button layout, build feel, and maybe which one makes your inner 12-year-old scream louder. No official head-to-head video yet… but someone’s gonna make one. And when they do, we’ll all be holding our breath (and our VM2s).

Pre-order now. Your Dreamcast is begging for a comeback.

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Virtual Boy Classics On Switch Are Bringing Back Two Lost Games

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Let’s be real: the Virtual Boy was Nintendo’s most gloriously weird misfire—a red-lensed nightmare that turned gaming into a 20-minute headache. But now? It’s getting the royal treatment.

Starting February 17th, Nintendo’s bringing eight Virtual Boy games to Switch Online, including Innsmouth no Yakata, a Japan-only horror gem that’s been haunting collectors for 30 years. And get this—Zero Racers and D-Hopper, two games that never even hit shelves, are finally playable by the public. No more YouTube rips. Just pure, uncut 90s VR weirdness.

The lineup’s a love letter to what the system could’ve been: Wario Land is legendary, Teleroboxer is weirdly fun, and yes—3-D Tetris still slaps. Plus, Nintendo’s tossing in modern luxuries like rewind and remappable controls. And because nostalgia is a drug, they’re selling two headsets: a $25 cardboard version for the purists… and a $100 plastic one if you want to feel like a 1995 tech bro.

Color filters (white, green, yellow) are coming later—because nobody wants to stare at red for 10 hours.

So… headset or no headset? The real question is: how many of us are ready to relive 1995’s most painful love affair?

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Geekom A5 Review: The 2026 Standard?

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Let’s be real: 2026’s mini PCs are basically a tax on optimism. RAM prices? Higher than your ex’s expectations. N100s are back at $200, and if you want something with actual power? You’re looking at $300+.

Enter the Geekom A5 — a little metal beast with a Ryzen 5 7430U, Vega 7 graphics, and zero plastic flimsiness. It doesn’t scream “future,” but it whispers “good enough” in a world where even basic chips cost more than your last coffee run.

Build quality? Surprisingly solid. No glued-on feet, no screw-hunting nightmares. Just open it up, slap in a spare 2.5” drive, and boom — instant GameCube emulator station under your TV. And it’s quiet. Like, “I forgot I turned it on” quiet.

Performance? Not a powerhouse, but for 720p gaming and light multitasking, it punches above its weight. Beats Intel’s UHD graphics in most tests, and even handles PS2-era games like a champ. At $369? It’s not cheap—but in 2026, “cheap” is a myth. The A5 is the guy who shows up with snacks when everyone else is broke.

Bottom line: If you want a no-nonsense, quiet, upgradeable mini PC that won’t make you cry into your RAM bill… this is it. For now.

📰 New article from RetroRGB

NeoPico-HD – Open Source Neo Geo HDMI Mod

https://retrorgb.com/neopico-hd-open-source-neo-geo-hdmi-mod.html

Let’s be real—Neo Geo fans have been begging for a cheap HDMI mod for years. Enter NeoPico-HD: a $5 Raspberry Pi Pico 2 hack that taps directly into your MVS board and spits out clean, linedoubled 480p with full RGB and shadow detail. No fancy chips. No bloated features. Just pure, unfiltered 90s arcade magic—digitally upgraded.

Forget Markus’ $150 CSPSDigiAV beast. If you just need HDMI to feed a scaler like the RetroTINK 4K? This tiny board does it better—faster, cleaner, and for less than a cup of coffee. And here’s the kicker: it’s completely open source, no license, no strings attached. Want to bake it into a custom cabinet? Tinker with “direct video” mode? Go nuts. The code’s yours.

Bonus win: Pair it with the OpenMVS mod for RGB gaming + HDMI streaming. No lag. No noise. Just arcade perfection, reimagined by a hacker who clearly loves the 16-bit era as much as we do.

Watch the video. Gasp. Then go clone it before someone turns it into a $40 kit.

(P.S. Fliperama86’s GitHub? Watch it. Things are about to get weirdly wonderful.)

📰 New article from RetroRGB

Weekly Roundup #498

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You know what’s cooler than retro gaming? Fixing retro gaming.

RetroRGB’s latest Roundup is basically a treasure map for vintage tech nerds — and this week, the loot is wild. Ever wish your Sega CD looked like it was beamed in from 1995? There’s now an open-source laser board replacement to bring your console back from the dead. And if you’ve ever stared at a pristine NDS cartridge and thought, “This needs more glitch,” meet the DSpico — an open-source flash cart that’s basically a time machine for your handheld.

But wait — there’s more. A $20 ultrasonic cleaner that actually works? Check. A VHS filter plugin to make your emulator look like it’s playing through a dusty 1987 TV? Double check. And for the true connoisseurs: a Genesis-shaped mug that’s 100% caffeine, 0% regret.

Oh, and someone made replacement labels for your Holo3DFX console. Because nothing says “I love the 90s” like a sticker that says “Powered by Space Magic.”

If you’ve ever spent more time fixing your old hardware than playing it… this is your weekly dopamine hit. And hey — if you’re feeling generous, Bob’s got a Patreon link. Your $5 buys him coffee… and keeps the nostalgia machine running.

📰 New article from TorrentFreak

Spotify’s Crackdown on Anna’s Archive Domains Hits a Jurisdiction Snag

https://torrentfreak.com/spotifys-crackdown-on-annas-archive-domains-hits-a-jurisdiction-snag/

Spotify went full “Hollywood villain” this month—filing a secret court order to shut down Anna’s Archive, the shadowy digital library that’s hoarding millions of music files like a bibliophile dragon. They took down .ORG and .SE domains, got Cloudflare to cooperate, and even tried to freeze the site’s future domain registrations. Bold move. But then… reality hit.

Enter Njalla: a privacy-first domain service named after a Sámi hut (yes, really)—built to keep things safe from predators. Only in this case, the predator is a multi-billion-dollar music industry. Njalla, based in Costa Rica, didn’t blink when Spotify’s U.S. court order landed. Neither did Switch Foundation (.LI) or AFNIC (.PM). Why? Because U.S. court orders don’t automatically mean “do this” in Costa Rica, France, or anywhere else with a sense of legal sovereignty.

The result? Anna’s Archive is still online—just on new domains, hiding behind DNS providers who don’t take orders from New York courts. Even the registrant name “Cyberdyne S.A.” (a Terminator reference?) feels like a troll move.

Bottom line: You can’t sue the internet out of existence. Not when its infrastructure is global, decentralized, and unimpressed by American subpoenas. Spotify’s legal hammer just hit a wall made of privacy ideals and jurisdictional red tape.

And Anna’s Archive? Still streaming. Still sharing. Probably laughing.