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Archivist Recovers Footage From Monolith’s Scrapped Nolan-verse Batman Title

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You ever wonder what Batman would’ve been like if he drove a tank… and also had a memory-obsessed crime syndicate? Yeah, neither did we—until now.

Game archivist MrTalida just dug up nearly a gig of lost gold from Project Apollo, Monolith’s scrapped 2010 Batman game set in Nolan’s gritty universe. And yes—it had the Tumbler. Not just as a cosmetic prop, but in full motion: tearing through train yards, smashing barrels, and looking insanely cool doing it. Footage from Oct ’09 to Jan ’10 shows the vehicle evolving in real time, complete with Hans Zimmer’s Dark Knight score humming under the wheels.

But here’s the kicker: this game was the secret birthplace of the Nemesis System. Those thugs who remembered your face, learned your tactics, and came back stronger? That started as “Batman enemies that track you.” WB killed it because Nolan didn’t care. Monolith pivoted to Lord of the Rings—and gave us Shadow of Mordor. Now? Monolith’s shuttered. The system, gone.

So… we got a Tumbler demo. A genius mechanic born in obscurity. And the ghost of a Batman game that never was.

Honestly? Kinda perfect.

📰 New article from Retro Handhelds

Cory In The House Might Be The Greatest Game Of All Time

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Let’s be real: Cory in the House is a game where you play a kid sneaking around the White House… by hiding in trash cans and impersonating a butler. Critics hated it. The DS version had all the polish of a soggy PB&J.

But here’s the twist—it’s winning.

Since 2013, internet weirdos have been turning this Disney Channel cash-grab into a cult legend. Now, after 17 years, it’s on the verge of dethroning Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, the critically adored French indie RPG, on Metacritic’s user ratings. And no one’s even trolling anymore—this is real. Dozens of perfect reviews just dropped. People are genuinely, sincerely, bizarrely in love with a game where you collect presidential pencils and dodge Secret Service agents.

Is this irony? Nostalgia? A collective breakdown? Or did we all just finally realize… Cory was the MVP?

The internet doesn’t do “just a joke” anymore—it does unstoppable meme evolution. And right now, the White House is run by a boy in a tuxedo. Long live Cory.

(Also, if you’ve never played it… do it. You’ll cry. Probably from laughter.)

📰 New article from RetroRGB

Cheap Magnifying Headset

https://retrorgb.com/cheap-magnifying-headset.html

You don’t need a $500 microscope to solder tiny components—just a $20 headset designed for watchmakers. Yes, really.

This little gem from mlogiroa was made to fix pocket watches, not PCBs—but its lightweight, flip-up design and interchangeable lenses (2.5x and 4x) make it a surprisingly great hack for casual modders. No heavy stands, no cluttered bench—just pop it on and zoom in on those finicky 0201 resistors. Bonus: you can mix lenses per eye (left=2.5x, right=4x) for depth perception, something fancy visors won’t let you do.

Sure, it’s not lab-grade. The plastic feels like it survived a toddler’s toy box. But for $20? It outperforms half the “soldering aids” on Amazon that cost 10x more and don’t let you flip one lens up while sipping coffee.

Pro tip: Skip the watch repair attachments—they force your nose into the solder joint. Just use the basic lenses and enjoy the freedom to lean back… or at least not sweat through your shirt.

If you’re tinkering on a budget, this is the sneaky upgrade you didn’t know you needed.

(P.S. Still dreaming of that $300 microscope… but this? This is my new BFF.)

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New Saturn Shooter Took Five Years and Pushes Hardware To The Brink

https://retrohandhelds.gg/new-saturn-shooter-took-five-years-and-pushes-hardware-to-the-brink/

Let’s be real: if you’re playing a 1995-era Sega Saturn game in 2026… it’s either nostalgia, a dare, or you’re Riccardo Campione—and he just dropped Vigilant Paradise, a Miami Vice fever dream that somehow runs on hardware designed to crash under its own weight.

Five years. One man. Zero budget. And somehow, he squeezed a full-blown FPS out of the Saturn’s two CPUs, dual VDPs, and a CD drive that groans like a grandfather at a rave. You play as two rogue cops cruising palm-lined streets in low-poly glory, blasting bad guys while cheesy voice lines and synth-heavy tunes scream through your speakers. Yes, it’s absurd. Yes, it’s brilliant.

The game’s available digitally for $10 on itch.io—and if you’re running it on real hardware? Please use an ODE. CD load times are longer than your last breakup. Emulators? Mednafen’s slow, Kronos stutters, Yabause mutes the music—so good luck, you brave soul.

Campione’s first Saturn project? Yeah. But after Super Heavy Duty on Mega Drive, he clearly knows how to make old hardware scream. A physical release? Maybe—if we all chip in and buy 50 copies. Because if anyone can make the Saturn relevant again, it’s this guy. 🎮🌴

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Epomaker RT82 Review: Retro Modern?

https://retrohandhelds.gg/epomaker-rt82-review/

You know what’s retro? Beige keyboards that weigh more than your first laptop.

Enter the Epomaker RT82 — a 75% keyboard that looks like it crawled out of 1998, but runs on Bluetooth, has a tiny GIF screen, and costs less than your monthly coffee habit.

It’s got pre-lubed switches that feel like typing on butter, a 1.14” screen that displays your battery level (or a dancing cat if you’re extra), and VIA support so you can reprogram keys like a keyboard wizard. The battery? 115 hours with everything off — which is great, unless you’re using the screen. Then it’s a 14-hour power nap. (Yes, your GIFs are draining your soul. And your battery.)

The height? A bit too “throne-like.” The pogo pins? Exposed and drama-prone. But here’s the thing — it feels right. Chunky keycaps, retro curves, and a screen that turns your desk into a nostalgia vending machine.

If you want a keyboard that looks like it belonged to a 90s hacker with a Tamagotchi, this is your baby. Alternatives? Womier SK75 for color, 8BitDo for button-mashing fun. But only the RT82 lets you put a GIF of a screaming raccoon on your keyboard while typing “urgent email.”

$86 for that? Worth every penny. 🎮⌨️

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Weekly Roundup #496

https://retrorgb.com/week496.html

Hey there, retro radars—your weekly dose of nostalgia just got a serious upgrade. 🎮

Bob from RetroRGB is back with another wild ride through the land of classic gaming tech. This week? We’ve got a PS2 emulator update that’s smoother than your favorite 90s arcade cabinet, and a Virtual Boy ROM cart batch—because who doesn’t need more reasons to squint at red-and-black pixels?

But wait—it gets better. The Titan 27” IPS monitor is now a budget-friendly dream for retro gamers (no more squinting at 4:3 CRTs in 2024). And if you’ve ever wished your Tomb Raider gameplay had analog sticks? There’s a patch for that. Yes, really.

Also: the Octopus Fight Stick is in stock (yes, it looks like a sci-fi octopus took over an arcade cabinet), and Sega merch is now on Amazon—because nothing says “I miss 1996” like a Sonic hoodie.

Oh, and if you’ve ever wondered how to sharpen a knife using water… well, Bob filmed it. Because why not? 🤷‍♂️💧

Support the channel, grab some gear via their links (no extra cost!), and remember: retro gaming isn’t just about the games—it’s about the weird, wonderful junk we collect along the way.

Patreon? Yes please.

📰 New article from TorrentFreak

Groupon ‘Redeems’ Itself With Rapid Takedown of Pirate IPTV Deal

https://torrentfreak.com/groupon-redeems-itself-with-rapid-takedown-of-pirate-iptv-deal/

Groupon just became the unlikely hero in the fight against pirate IPTV—by nixing a deal so suspicious, it practically screamed “I’m illegal.”

BREIN, the Dutch anti-piracy group, spotted a Groupon listing for OpliTV—a service promising 29,000+ channels for a steal. The discount? A jaw-dropping 32% off an already absurdly cheap annual plan. If it sounds too good to be true? That’s because it was. BREIN flagged it, and Groupon didn’t just blink—they deleted it immediately.

Why’s this a big deal? Because when a trusted platform like Groupon features pirate services, it accidentally gives them legitimacy. Consumers think, “If it’s on Groupon, it must be safe.” Not so fast. These services often vanish overnight—and sometimes come with malware or ties to organized crime.

The secret sauce? BREIN’s new “Trusted Flagger” status under the EU Digital Services Act. Think of it as a VIP pass to fast-track takedowns. Since getting the badge last September, Groupon and others now treat BREIN’s notices like urgent alerts—not suggestions.

Still… we just found another Groupon deal for a similar IPTV service. And it’s already sold 1,000+ times. So while the system works—sometimes—it’s a whack-a-mole game. And the moles are still very, very cheap.

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Virtual Boy Owners Finally Get the Flashcart They Deserve

https://retrohandhelds.gg/virtual-boy-owners-finally-get-the-flashcart-they-deserve/

Let’s be real: the Virtual Boy was Nintendo’s “whoops” moment—a red-eyed, neck-straining relic that died faster than a Tamagotchi on vacation. But now? It’s having a renaissance.

Enter MrCART: the flashcart that finally treats Virtual Boy owners like grown-ups. No more juggling fragile, $300 cartridges or begging your PC to talk to a 1995 handheld that hates you. Just pop in a microSD, power on, and scroll through your entire library—on the actual screen. Yes, you read that right. No PC. No wires. Just you, your d-pad, and 20+ games at your fingertips.

It even saves your progress. No more replaying “Teleroboxer” from scratch because you switched games. And it looks like a real Virtual Boy cart—dust cover, original shell, zero modern clunk. Beneath the nostalgia? An ARM chip zipping through 4MB games in under a minute.

For fans who’ve spent years preserving this weird little system, MrCART isn’t just a tool—it’s redemption. You can finally play the Virtual Boy… without wanting to throw it out a window.

Pre-orders are open. Your eyeballs will thank you.

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You No Longer Need $8K to Enjoy Delisoba Deluxe

https://retrohandhelds.gg/you-no-longer-need-8k-to-enjoy-delisoba-deluxe/

You used to need a second mortgage to play Delisoba Deluxe—now you just need a Saturday afternoon and a Saturn emulator.

This 1996 Japanese game show spin-off—where you pedal a soba bike through Tokyo while dodging traffic, construction cones, and a giant gorilla throwing bananas—was so rare it sold for $8K. Why? Because it was never sold in stores. Only given out to lucky audience members on Tokyo Friend Park. Think of it as the Pac-Man of obscure game show merch… if Pac-Man had a side quest involving noodles and primate sabotage.

Enter ExxistanceDC, the unsung hero of retro preservation. They just dropped a full English patch that translates menus, redraws the title screen, and even fixes the track editor’s text. No more guessing what “選択” means when you’re trying to tweak a banana-throwing checkpoint.

This isn’t just translation—it’s rescue work. A cult oddity, trapped behind language and scarcity, now lives again in living rooms (and emulators) worldwide. You don’t need $8K to experience the chaos. Just a controller, some caffeine, and the unshakable belief that yes, a gorilla did once try to end your soba delivery career.

Now go. Deliver those noodles. The monkey’s waiting. 🍜🐒

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Super Robot Wars 64 Finally Getting English Translation

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You know that feeling when you’re 12, hunched over your N64, watching a Japanese mecha show with subtitles scrawled on sticky notes? Yeah. That nostalgia just got a major upgrade.

RoboVerse Translations is finally bringing Super Robot Wars 64—the 1999 tactical RPG that mashed up Gundam, Dancouga, and Giant Robo into one glorious, turn-based chaos—to English speakers. For 25 years, this gem has been locked behind a wall of licensing nightmares. Anime rights? A legal horror show. But now, thanks to a passionate fan team, it’s getting the translation it deserves.

Think grid-based battles, anime cutscenes that feel like a VHS tape you found in your uncle’s basement (in the best way), and a roster so stacked it could start its own anime convention. No more squinting at kanji while Googling “what does ‘Mecha X just punched a robot whale’ mean?”

They’ve already dropped WIP videos on YouTube and are sharing updates on Discord. No release date yet—but when it drops, you’ll hear it like a Zaku’s thrusters in an empty room.

Patience? Check. Fan love? Over 9000.

#SRW64 #N64 #GundamForever